1. I spoke with a customer today who just wanted to know where he could find the serial number on his engine. I told him it's on the rear right-hand side of the engine. I had to repeat that to him 5. fucking. times. After the second time he says, "Hold on, let me write this down." Okay asshole, I'll give you writing it down, but then I shouldn't have to repeat it 3 more fucking times! People DO NOT listen any more. How hard could it really be to remember shit that simple anyway? I've only ever been told once - I didn't need to write it down.
2. I hate when people use the word, "boughten" as in, "Well, I wouldn't have boughten the thing if bitch bitch bitch...". I'll refer you to my previous post about stupid people needing to overcomplicate things.
3. I'm so pissed I'm not afraid to say it: I work for a company called Convergys. Convergys is the most evil, soul-less corporation on the planet. They're dicking over a bunch of employees for holiday pay for Memorial Day; my girlfriend's one of them. The client contract was bought out and we switched to Convergys on New Year's of this year, but they're trying to say some people haven't been here for six months so they're not getting the benefits they've been paying for since January 1st. Fucking assholes - nobody's been here for six months. Then HR threatened to take all my girlfriend's PTO over the pay dispute. This is comlete bullshit. Convergys is bullshit - never work for them.
4. Big dudes that are in their mid-twenties or older that walk around with giant headphones and their CD player like it's still cool. Especially when they prop the headphones up on their temples. Owning a personal music device as a status symbol ended in the mid-nineties - get over it.
5. I had a customer complaining that he didn't receive a promotional offer on a new vehicle. The selection is random and he was eliminated from the manifest because he had purchased a vehicle in the last 6 months. He wanted us to extend the offer to him even though it was closed. He kept making a big deal about how much money he has and said, "You're willing to lose a sale when I can afford to buy a new vehicle every year?". Okay asshole, if you have so much fucking money why are you making such a big deal about a damn coupon? Fucking moron.
6. I regret eating what I bought for lunch (which was again at 2:30).
7. I had a Buick customer tell me that I need to call the dealer and tell them about his problems and have them call HIM to schedule an appointment to bring his vehicle in. So when you're sick do you call your pharmacist to call your doctor to tell him to call you back to schedule a doctor's appointment? No, because that's fucking stupid. This prick has no sense of responsibility.
2. I hate when people use the word, "boughten" as in, "Well, I wouldn't have boughten the thing if bitch bitch bitch...". I'll refer you to my previous post about stupid people needing to overcomplicate things.
3. I'm so pissed I'm not afraid to say it: I work for a company called Convergys. Convergys is the most evil, soul-less corporation on the planet. They're dicking over a bunch of employees for holiday pay for Memorial Day; my girlfriend's one of them. The client contract was bought out and we switched to Convergys on New Year's of this year, but they're trying to say some people haven't been here for six months so they're not getting the benefits they've been paying for since January 1st. Fucking assholes - nobody's been here for six months. Then HR threatened to take all my girlfriend's PTO over the pay dispute. This is comlete bullshit. Convergys is bullshit - never work for them.
4. Big dudes that are in their mid-twenties or older that walk around with giant headphones and their CD player like it's still cool. Especially when they prop the headphones up on their temples. Owning a personal music device as a status symbol ended in the mid-nineties - get over it.
5. I had a customer complaining that he didn't receive a promotional offer on a new vehicle. The selection is random and he was eliminated from the manifest because he had purchased a vehicle in the last 6 months. He wanted us to extend the offer to him even though it was closed. He kept making a big deal about how much money he has and said, "You're willing to lose a sale when I can afford to buy a new vehicle every year?". Okay asshole, if you have so much fucking money why are you making such a big deal about a damn coupon? Fucking moron.
6. I regret eating what I bought for lunch (which was again at 2:30).
7. I had a Buick customer tell me that I need to call the dealer and tell them about his problems and have them call HIM to schedule an appointment to bring his vehicle in. So when you're sick do you call your pharmacist to call your doctor to tell him to call you back to schedule a doctor's appointment? No, because that's fucking stupid. This prick has no sense of responsibility.
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