1. Some asshole in a huge-ass truck talking on his cell phone wouldn't let me merge onto the freeway this morning. He kept speeding up to block me and almost ran me off the road. I had to slam on my brakes to merge and once I got around him into the left lane he didn't even have the decency to look at me while I scowled at him.
2. Why is it that as soon as someone is over 80 they have to tell everyone? It doesn't matter what the conversation is about or how relevant their age, they always have to tell you. You never hear, "Well, I'm 79 years old..." It's always once they're over 80. "Well, I'm 84 years old and I don't think things should be that way..." So you don't agree with something, what does being 84 years old have to do with it? Crazy old people should be put on icebergs and pushed out to sea.
3. I had to speak with a customer from Bronxville, New York today (who consequently told me he was 90 years old). I hate New Yorkers. I hate that accent. Unfortunately 75% of my customers call from the Northeast.
4. Anything that's case sensitive is retarded. Search engines, passwords, whatever - it's absolutely pointless bullshit.
5. My manager pulled me aside today to talk about my PTO request for next week. He's all pissed because I got the ops manager involved and he thinks I was complaining about him. He told me today that my getting the days off are up to his discretion and that there was no need to involve any other managers. Well guess what asshole, you told me you COULDN'T do anything about it because it was denied. You didn't tell me that it was actually your decision to make. Then he has the nerve to ask why I need the days off. I asked why he needs to know and he says, "How am I supposed to know whether or not to approve the time off?" I shot right back at him that it's none of the company's business what I do with my time. So he approved it anyway but acted all like he was doing me a favor. Yeah, fuck you Will, the only reason you did it is because you knew that if you denied me now I would call you on the fact that you denied me because you didn't know what I was doing with my personal time. Do you ask me how I'm going to spend my paycheck before you give it to me? I earned my paid time off and it's none of the company's damn business how I spend it so fuck off dick.
6. The White Stripes. Or The Raconteurs. Whatever. I'm tired of all these pansy-ass eco-boomer generation teen angst bands. Look at those faggots. They all either look like emo eunuchs or like they wish they were on "The OC". Yellowcard. Any of those bands. They're not real men - they all look like whiny 13 year-old boys that just want so badly to fit in because their dad never gave them enough attention when they were visiting every other weekend. But I guess that's why they're so popular with a generation that was raised mostly by TV. Get a life. Learn to be a real man.
2. Why is it that as soon as someone is over 80 they have to tell everyone? It doesn't matter what the conversation is about or how relevant their age, they always have to tell you. You never hear, "Well, I'm 79 years old..." It's always once they're over 80. "Well, I'm 84 years old and I don't think things should be that way..." So you don't agree with something, what does being 84 years old have to do with it? Crazy old people should be put on icebergs and pushed out to sea.
3. I had to speak with a customer from Bronxville, New York today (who consequently told me he was 90 years old). I hate New Yorkers. I hate that accent. Unfortunately 75% of my customers call from the Northeast.
4. Anything that's case sensitive is retarded. Search engines, passwords, whatever - it's absolutely pointless bullshit.
5. My manager pulled me aside today to talk about my PTO request for next week. He's all pissed because I got the ops manager involved and he thinks I was complaining about him. He told me today that my getting the days off are up to his discretion and that there was no need to involve any other managers. Well guess what asshole, you told me you COULDN'T do anything about it because it was denied. You didn't tell me that it was actually your decision to make. Then he has the nerve to ask why I need the days off. I asked why he needs to know and he says, "How am I supposed to know whether or not to approve the time off?" I shot right back at him that it's none of the company's business what I do with my time. So he approved it anyway but acted all like he was doing me a favor. Yeah, fuck you Will, the only reason you did it is because you knew that if you denied me now I would call you on the fact that you denied me because you didn't know what I was doing with my personal time. Do you ask me how I'm going to spend my paycheck before you give it to me? I earned my paid time off and it's none of the company's damn business how I spend it so fuck off dick.
6. The White Stripes. Or The Raconteurs. Whatever. I'm tired of all these pansy-ass eco-boomer generation teen angst bands. Look at those faggots. They all either look like emo eunuchs or like they wish they were on "The OC". Yellowcard. Any of those bands. They're not real men - they all look like whiny 13 year-old boys that just want so badly to fit in because their dad never gave them enough attention when they were visiting every other weekend. But I guess that's why they're so popular with a generation that was raised mostly by TV. Get a life. Learn to be a real man.
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