1. I had another customer use the word "boughten" today.

2. When my manager moved me, he put me right next to Jeff the genius.

3. Some fucking asshole just called me saying that someone from this number called him and hung up. I asked for his phone number so I could look it up in our database and find out who and why. He refused to give me his phone number. I assured him that no one would be contacting him any more if he didn't want them to. So he gave me his area code - 210, and said that should be enough. I told him there are probably several million people in that area code and he could be any one of them. He kept getting more pissed and I told him there's nothing I can do if he won't provide his name or phone number. He said he gave his area code and that should be enough. I told him my database contains tens of millions of names and that I cannot look up his information without his name and/or phone number. He asked to speak to my boss, I said no, blah blah blah... he eventually hung up. What a fucking moron.
Him: "Don't ever fucking call me again!"
Me: "Who are you?"
Him: "I ain't tellin' you that shit!"
My Attitude: Fuck you then asshole.

4. 210 is a Texas area code. I hate Texas.

5. My manager came over and told me to take a call and quit surfing the internet. Motherfucker. I wasn't surfing the internet and I showed him that. Yes, I do surf at work, I'm typing this on the clock right now, but 9 times out of 10 when I walk up to his desk he's on the internet too. The other day D caught him with bare tits on the screen. Fuck you Will. I'm not the one looking at boobies.

6. Jeff the genius said, "Nobody knows how a woman operates." I'm sick of this stereotype. If anything, women are far easier to figure out than men, but overall, I think humans are simple. They pretty much all operate the same way - we must - we're human, so therefore there ARE criteria that define us. It just takes a little focus and some attention to detail and body language and you'll figure out women in a second. They are not complicated - you're just stupid.

7. Jeff the genius tried to tell us that the reason KFC is no longer 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' is because their meat isn't technically chicken and it's false advertising. He said that they actually grow cloned mutant chicken meat with 6 legs and no head that's kept on life support and that's why you don't find any veins. He says, "I defy you to find a vein in their chicken." First of all, bullshit. Secondly, even so, the meat would still have veins because it needs to grow and in order to do so it needs to transport blood, oxygen, and other nutrients to the tissues and carry toxins away. Thirdly, we do not really have the technology to create such a thing, and even if we did, people would be outraged. Fourthly, bullshit. And fifthly, 5 seconds of research revealed that actually the Commonwealth of Kentucky decided to copyright the name 'Kentucky' a while back and charge royalties to anyone who uses it. After a year of court battles KFC lost and changed their name in 1991. Idiot.