7.06.2006

1. I ordered honey-mustard but I got ranch instead. Ranch is disgusting - it's just mayonnaise with herbs and garlic in it.

2. I hate when people say 'ranch sauce'. It's not ranch sauce, it's ranch dressing asshole.

3. I overheard someone at work say, "Spanish ain't no people, it's a language." Yeah, why don't you tell that to the Spanish.

4. Twice in the last 5 minutes I've gotten calls from customers around Southhaven, Mississippi looking for a dealership. I sent them both to the same dealer. Both customers were dumb as hell and could barely hold a conversation. I'm shocked - this coming from a state with such a solid education system as Mississippi.

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