1. I was actually having a decent morning until some dumb bitch had to ruin it. She was snotty and pretentious right off the bat - she was demanding the phone number for headquarters (which I don't have).
2. It pisses me off when insecure people find something funny and they feel they have to make an obvious show about it so that people will come ask them what's so funny. I just had a coworker do this - I was attending to my work of checking my email and the genius next to me starts chuckling to himself. When I don't react immediately (because it's obvious he's trying to get attention) he laughs some more and says things like, "Oh man... that's funny... huh huh... oh man." Yeah, I got it, you found something funny on the internet - not really interested. But since I am not paying him attention he continued to make pathetic attempts at getting attention. Give it up people - be a man, be an adult, just be something other than an insecure child who is 26 years old. He eventually had to ask me to look. Lame.
3. I had to cut that last post short because we had an emergency drill at work. We had to change our time punches while fleeing for our lives, then they all directed us into the bathrooms. Yeah, that's a good idea, huddle everybody into the bathroom during a 7-pointer. I'll feel safe.
4. I was on the phone for half an hour with a woman because her Impala didn't have a locking gas cap and somebody put sugar in the tank. It was going to cost $2,000 to fix and she thinks it's our fault. How is this anybody's fault but the person who did it? They don't come with locks and we don't make locks for them - sorry. If somebody broke your windows and trashed your car would it be GM's fault for not making unbreakable windows? Then the lady bitched because Corvettes come with them. I told her it's because you have to pay more for a Corvette, so you get a better product. She said that's discrimination like if she's considered less of a person because someone else is Chinese and she's black. What?! I didn't even understand that - people are crazy. I told her it's not discrimination, it's capitalism. She said she's going to take it to the attorney general's office. Go ahead, bitch. Then she asked me if I knew who she was, I said yes - Patricia Hayes. She asked, "How'd you know that?" Me - "Because you told me at the beginning of the call." Maybe if she hadn't been rambling about so much nonsense she wouldn't have forgotten what she'd said along the way.
2. It pisses me off when insecure people find something funny and they feel they have to make an obvious show about it so that people will come ask them what's so funny. I just had a coworker do this - I was attending to my work of checking my email and the genius next to me starts chuckling to himself. When I don't react immediately (because it's obvious he's trying to get attention) he laughs some more and says things like, "Oh man... that's funny... huh huh... oh man." Yeah, I got it, you found something funny on the internet - not really interested. But since I am not paying him attention he continued to make pathetic attempts at getting attention. Give it up people - be a man, be an adult, just be something other than an insecure child who is 26 years old. He eventually had to ask me to look. Lame.
3. I had to cut that last post short because we had an emergency drill at work. We had to change our time punches while fleeing for our lives, then they all directed us into the bathrooms. Yeah, that's a good idea, huddle everybody into the bathroom during a 7-pointer. I'll feel safe.
4. I was on the phone for half an hour with a woman because her Impala didn't have a locking gas cap and somebody put sugar in the tank. It was going to cost $2,000 to fix and she thinks it's our fault. How is this anybody's fault but the person who did it? They don't come with locks and we don't make locks for them - sorry. If somebody broke your windows and trashed your car would it be GM's fault for not making unbreakable windows? Then the lady bitched because Corvettes come with them. I told her it's because you have to pay more for a Corvette, so you get a better product. She said that's discrimination like if she's considered less of a person because someone else is Chinese and she's black. What?! I didn't even understand that - people are crazy. I told her it's not discrimination, it's capitalism. She said she's going to take it to the attorney general's office. Go ahead, bitch. Then she asked me if I knew who she was, I said yes - Patricia Hayes. She asked, "How'd you know that?" Me - "Because you told me at the beginning of the call." Maybe if she hadn't been rambling about so much nonsense she wouldn't have forgotten what she'd said along the way.
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