1. There's no gas stations close to my house and I forgot to fill up my tank yesterday, so I had to stop to fill up on the way to work this morning. I went to the nearest gas station and they were completely OUT of gas. So I went to another gas station and the only person working there was a really old man who was slow as hell (in Oregon it's illegal to pump your own gas, so you have to wait for an attendant). I was about 25 minutes late for work because of this.

2. I spent half an hour listening to a customer complain that he couldn't see out of the sideview mirrors on his brand new GMC Sierra. I spoke to the dealer who'd inspected it and he told me that the customer is TOO SHORT to see out of them.

3. I work with a lot of people I don't know and I was just walking down the aisle when another guy walked into the aisle so we ended up walking next to each other. This guy is in his early 40s and one of those cocky short assholes. He tried making small talk with me by exaggerating his apparently sore legs. In an inferiority-complexed tone he said, "Uh, I must be getting old - spent the weekend kayaking and horse-back riding and I pay for it Monday morning." Yeah, I don't give a shit asshole. I get it - you're short but you can perform. Wow, good job trying to impress another heterosexual male.