1. I've had bad breath all day no matter what I do.

2. I brought a lunch from home, but come lunch time I forgot and went to Wendy's instead.

3. I ate Wendy's.

4. I just had a customer who's navigation in his Cadillac wasn't working properly. He was pissed off already and when I determined there was nothing I could do for him over the phone I told him he'd have to go to a dealership. He was flustered and in a condescending tone said, "Well, I need my nav system to get home!" A) like I give a shit and B) you are said shit of which I do not give. Who depends solely on a navigation system to get around? What the fuck is wrong with this country? Get a map asshole - better yet, learn your way around, or even (if your little-dick ego allows), ask somebody for some fucking directions! Seriously, what did people do up until 5 years ago? I am saying this with full conviction - people who are helpless are such because they refuse to help themselves. If you depend so much on modern conveniences like cell phones, a/c, nav systems, TV, internet, whatever - you are a worthless piece of shit. End of story.