1. I just got off of a 35 minute call with some New York asshole. This guy was a fucking moron - the first thing he said was that he's had the problem with his Escalade for a while and it hasn't been taken care of in the "proper mannerism". Idiot. I asked what he was seeking from GM and his exact words were, "I'm not seeking anything! I'm seeking to have the problem fixed." He kept referring to GM as "GMAC". Dumbass - that's the financial company owned by GM. Among many other grammatical violations he used the word "inobvious". Then he dares to say, "Listen, we're both intelligent people..." NO - I am an intelligent person, YOU are a fucking idiot. News flash - the majority of people are of average intelligence - do you really think you are anywhere outside of average? Probably not. But I am.
2. Immediately following the previous call, I was on with some douche for 55 minutes. The guy was a rich real estate broker with a Hummer H2. The guy kept telling me all kinds of things to display how rich he is like I give a shit. I learned the following about this asshole: he owns a Mercedes S500, a Corvette, a nice GMC Sierra, owns his own real estate company, is the broker for Jerry Rice and several other 49ers, is the broker for the owner of another Hummer dealer, owns a guest/beach house, belongs to a Hummer club that meets and does activities together, is an avid cyclist who rides with his lawyer, paid $82,000 in cash for the vehicle and added $8-10,000 in upgrades, people flip him off wherever he goes because they are jealous of his Hummer and have even egged it, has recently been to Hawaii, Arizona, and Lake Tahoe on vacation, and is 45 years old and a Greek. NONE of this has shit to do with fuck, but he sure felt like taking an hour to tell it all to me. The truck needed a new transmission and he couldn't understand why because he never used it off-road or to tow anything - his wife just uses it to drive the kids to school. Fuck you asshole - then why did you buy a Hummer? On top of that, he's disputing a bill for a rental car he had, and doesn't feel he should pay for it. He tells me, "It's not like I'm some prick who's trying to get anything free from anybody." Um... yeah... you are. Try not being so ostentatious next time and own up to the fact that you're out of warranty so you should be paying for a rental that you accepted.
3. I was watching Family Fued and the category was, "Big Cities in Texas". Houston and Dallas were on the board with 3 more to go. This dumb bitch looks confused for a second and guesses, "Taco?". Yeah - Taco, Texas - good guess moron.
4. Onstar transferred some stupid bitch to me who needed roadside assistance so I transferred her to the roadside department and listened in. She ran out of gas and was at the corner of 52nd and Bancroft in Oakland, California and wanted us to send someone out with gas (which they generally only bring 2 gallons). This stupid bitch refused to get her VIN for the phone agent so that he could set up service. He told her to check her registration or insurance but she said it wasn't her vehicle - doesn't matter. The agent told her to then check for her VIN on the dash and said, "Look on the driver's side where the windshield meets the dash..." and she interrupted and said, "I don't know where to find it!" Like I said: stupid bitch. What really pissed me off is that she was essentially in DOWNTOWN OAKLAND. Fucker - I checked Google and there were 2 gas stations within 6 fucking blocks. Walk it, bitch.
2. Immediately following the previous call, I was on with some douche for 55 minutes. The guy was a rich real estate broker with a Hummer H2. The guy kept telling me all kinds of things to display how rich he is like I give a shit. I learned the following about this asshole: he owns a Mercedes S500, a Corvette, a nice GMC Sierra, owns his own real estate company, is the broker for Jerry Rice and several other 49ers, is the broker for the owner of another Hummer dealer, owns a guest/beach house, belongs to a Hummer club that meets and does activities together, is an avid cyclist who rides with his lawyer, paid $82,000 in cash for the vehicle and added $8-10,000 in upgrades, people flip him off wherever he goes because they are jealous of his Hummer and have even egged it, has recently been to Hawaii, Arizona, and Lake Tahoe on vacation, and is 45 years old and a Greek. NONE of this has shit to do with fuck, but he sure felt like taking an hour to tell it all to me. The truck needed a new transmission and he couldn't understand why because he never used it off-road or to tow anything - his wife just uses it to drive the kids to school. Fuck you asshole - then why did you buy a Hummer? On top of that, he's disputing a bill for a rental car he had, and doesn't feel he should pay for it. He tells me, "It's not like I'm some prick who's trying to get anything free from anybody." Um... yeah... you are. Try not being so ostentatious next time and own up to the fact that you're out of warranty so you should be paying for a rental that you accepted.
3. I was watching Family Fued and the category was, "Big Cities in Texas". Houston and Dallas were on the board with 3 more to go. This dumb bitch looks confused for a second and guesses, "Taco?". Yeah - Taco, Texas - good guess moron.
4. Onstar transferred some stupid bitch to me who needed roadside assistance so I transferred her to the roadside department and listened in. She ran out of gas and was at the corner of 52nd and Bancroft in Oakland, California and wanted us to send someone out with gas (which they generally only bring 2 gallons). This stupid bitch refused to get her VIN for the phone agent so that he could set up service. He told her to check her registration or insurance but she said it wasn't her vehicle - doesn't matter. The agent told her to then check for her VIN on the dash and said, "Look on the driver's side where the windshield meets the dash..." and she interrupted and said, "I don't know where to find it!" Like I said: stupid bitch. What really pissed me off is that she was essentially in DOWNTOWN OAKLAND. Fucker - I checked Google and there were 2 gas stations within 6 fucking blocks. Walk it, bitch.
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