1. My employee ID badge stopped working, but only for the door that's near my desk. If I walk around the building it works at the other doors.

2. I had a customer tell me, "I'm not rude, that's just the way I talk." Um... so the way you talk is ill-mannered and discourteous? That's called being rude asshole.

3. I ordered a sourdough burger from Jack in the Box and they gave me a sourdough breakfast sandwhich instead. I also asked for a 'handful' of ketchup and they gave me TWO packets of ketchup.

4. I had a customer who's chrome wheels were flaking off and the recommended fix from the engineers was to grind them down and reseal them. The customer felt this wasn't good enough and said it's not fixing the problem, it's just doctoring the problem. He said it's like if you have cancer and you take chemotherapy - you're not curing anything, you're just doctoring the problem. Oh, you're right, it's JUST like taking chemicals that inhibit DNA replication throughout your body.