1. DMV is revoking my liscense for 30 days those fuckers. I was in two accidents last year and then I received a speeding ticket in July and at the same time was cited for failure to maintain a safe distance. This equals four offenses in less than two years so those fuckers are taking away my privileges. I've been trying to get a job for 3 years and now I really won't be able to get one because my driving record is fucked and I won't have a valid liscence. This is bullshit.
2. On my way to work this morning I was stopped at a stop light and there was an accident being cleaned up behind me with two cops at the scene. Some soccer mom turned in front of me going towards the accident and when she saw the cops she reached over and put her seatbelt on. Who the fuck in this day and age doesn't know to wear their fucking seatbelt at ALL times!? You've got to be a fucking moron not to wear one. That's like not believing that smoking causes cancer. How can you be so stupid?
3. There was a Ted Koppel special on Discovery Channel last night about security and terrorism and the like. There was a national poll on it that reported that 25% of Americans think it would be OKAY to detain Arab-American citizens in special camps to determine whether or not they had any connection to terrorism. And 47% think it would be okay to force them to carry national ID badges. What the FUCK!!?? FUCK THIS COUNTRY! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Fuck all you motherfucking racist ignorant rednecks. I hope all your daughters are raped and impregnated by Arabs. What the hell is wrong with this country? I love America, but I hate the fucking people. In case you can't tell, I'm pissed. Why don't we ask all the elderly Japanese and Philippino Americans who were in internment camps in the 50s what they think about this idea? Or what about Holocaust survivors? The United States is populated by ignorant rednecks that don't deserve the luxuries they've been afforded.
4. Everyone at my work is into astrology like it's a legitimate thing. Astrology is such bullshit. "Well, I'm a libra so you know, I could go either way." said some dumb bitch on my team. How about you're a human being with free will that's not governed by the orientation of gaseous balls of fire billions of light years away.
5. I just had to tell a cop how to do his job. Some sherriff from northern Wisconsin called with a VIN and wanted me to tell him who the owner of the vehicle was so he could track them down for illegally dumping the vehicle. We don't keep current records here - if a customer calls in we get their information and in that sense it's current, but they're private citizens so if they sell the vehicle we have no way to track that, we just make the damn things. So basically we may have information about AN owner, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're THE owner. So I explained this to the cop and told him he might want to contact his local DMV and they should probably be able to tell him to whom it's registered. "Oh, yeah, that's a good idea." Yeah, fucking moron. I hate cops.
2. On my way to work this morning I was stopped at a stop light and there was an accident being cleaned up behind me with two cops at the scene. Some soccer mom turned in front of me going towards the accident and when she saw the cops she reached over and put her seatbelt on. Who the fuck in this day and age doesn't know to wear their fucking seatbelt at ALL times!? You've got to be a fucking moron not to wear one. That's like not believing that smoking causes cancer. How can you be so stupid?
3. There was a Ted Koppel special on Discovery Channel last night about security and terrorism and the like. There was a national poll on it that reported that 25% of Americans think it would be OKAY to detain Arab-American citizens in special camps to determine whether or not they had any connection to terrorism. And 47% think it would be okay to force them to carry national ID badges. What the FUCK!!?? FUCK THIS COUNTRY! FUCK YOU ASSHOLES! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! Fuck all you motherfucking racist ignorant rednecks. I hope all your daughters are raped and impregnated by Arabs. What the hell is wrong with this country? I love America, but I hate the fucking people. In case you can't tell, I'm pissed. Why don't we ask all the elderly Japanese and Philippino Americans who were in internment camps in the 50s what they think about this idea? Or what about Holocaust survivors? The United States is populated by ignorant rednecks that don't deserve the luxuries they've been afforded.
4. Everyone at my work is into astrology like it's a legitimate thing. Astrology is such bullshit. "Well, I'm a libra so you know, I could go either way." said some dumb bitch on my team. How about you're a human being with free will that's not governed by the orientation of gaseous balls of fire billions of light years away.
5. I just had to tell a cop how to do his job. Some sherriff from northern Wisconsin called with a VIN and wanted me to tell him who the owner of the vehicle was so he could track them down for illegally dumping the vehicle. We don't keep current records here - if a customer calls in we get their information and in that sense it's current, but they're private citizens so if they sell the vehicle we have no way to track that, we just make the damn things. So basically we may have information about AN owner, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're THE owner. So I explained this to the cop and told him he might want to contact his local DMV and they should probably be able to tell him to whom it's registered. "Oh, yeah, that's a good idea." Yeah, fucking moron. I hate cops.
posted by blackoutperiod at 10:16 AM
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"How about you're a human being with free will that's not governed by the orientation of gaseous balls of fire billions of light years away."
Exactly. Bravo.
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