1. I was trying to find a dealership in our computer system called "King-O'Rourke Cadillac". I went to our search tool and typed in "O'Rourke". It kicked it back to me saying search terms can only contain letters, referring to the apostrophe that I had included. So I tried searching "ORourke" which also returned no results. So I finally just typed in the city and state where it's located and it gave me a list of dealers there, one of which was of course, "King-O'Rourke". Fuckers - there is a fucking apostrophe and a hyphen, AND I spelled it correctly. This is how every search tool and computer program is at this place - shitty.

2. That dealership was in Smithtown, New York, but I didn't know this so I asked the customer what city and state it was in. He kept mumbling mindless garbage and I had to ask him about 3 times. He kept only saying 'Smithtown' like I know where the shit that is. Ohh, New York, gotcha asshole. Why is it that New Yorkers think the whole world revolves around them? I hate New York and I especially hate New Yorkers. Biggest assholes in the world - I've never spoken to so many functional retards. And they wonder why they're a terrorist target? Maybe if they'd pull their heads out of their asses the planet wouldn't hate them so much.

3. Case in point - my very next call was some other New York fucker from Farmingdale. This asshole was complaining that he bought his car a year and a half ago and the dealer hasn't sent him any correspondence whatsoever. Nothing advising him to service his vehicle, or thanking him for buying it, nothing. Boo-fuckin-hoo you big baby. What a piece of shit you are. The world doesn't owe you a damn thing - the sooner you learn that, the better.

4. I saw a job posting for a 911 dispatcher online. It gave an address to send applications to and at the bottom of the post it said, "Phone calls will not be accepted". The fact that they had to say that to discourage idiots from dialing 911 to apply for the job pisses me off.