1. A customer sent me a random check made out to an independent repair shop with a note attached. The note reads exactly, "here is were I pay it have been pay to them got from Bank. Thank you" signed Douchebag McGee.

2. A company called DNA Lab Work LLC attempted to recruit me for some Lab Tech job. They wanted me to pay $129 to get certified then pay for some training after that. Fuck that. Fucking scammers. Nice try assholes. P.S. If you are in Indianapolis, punch Lawrence Reese in the sac.